Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I'm addicted

"I say it don't matter if I work at Mickey D's, I still got a fix for what you got between your knees"- Rapper Big Pooh

Hello, my name is Kent and I'm addicted to females. Lol, naw but forreal the opposite sex is the greatest thing to walk the Earth. Of course all you straight dudes out there already know this. Needless to say we all have a fix for what they have between their knees. I have a bigger fix for their thoughts and actual intelligence level but her "goodies" always runs a close second.

I've stepped my game up I must say though. I went from that dude that use to be scared to talk to them but now I can't stop them from blowing up my phone. But its all good no pimpery(yeah I made it up) going on here. I just feel I'm not ready for a relationship...well either that or all these females I'm meeting around here ain't really worth it. I've met a few but as always something goes wrong when a nigga thinks he meets the perfect female...its all good though...cause it don't matter if I'm dropping fries at Mickey D's!

Finding a good female though is like searching through a crayon box. You always find the ones that are dirty or broken. Or like always...someone has the one you want. Then you come across a good one and what happens? Well I don't know what happens for you but for me it doesn't turn out right. And as much as I'd like to talk about how much I can't stand my ex I feel that she doesn't even deserve the spotlight of being in my blog.

The only other thing I think about as much as females is Hip-Hop. Hip-Hop and females basically make up my brain, besides the occasional death threats and hatery(yes hatery) that runs through my head. But its nothing like listening to Little Brother and thinking of the girl I'd like to invite to come take a ride on my thoughts and switch memory lanes while we dream and wonderin' and in return I'll strip my inhibitions and go skinny dippin' in her stream of consciousness. Yeah I know but hey like I said or well Big Pooh said girl it don't matter if I work at Mickey D's ya' boy still got a fix.

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